Termite Invasion. Snooki would be jealous.

*ring, ring*
Me: "Granite Hills Animal Care. "
Them:"HALP!  Oh, Thank God you are there. We need your help."
Me: "What seems to be the problem? "
Them:  "We are at the beach on vacation, and we have a termite situation at our house. Do you treat termites? "
Me:  "Well, . . . veterinarians are trained in a multitude of species. Some are more common than others.
And the rest, we just Google. "

Them: "Oh, Good. Our daughter will be right over."  *click*